Sabbatical Escape

I'm so FUCKING sick of people never being where I ask them to be when I ask them to be there. It's really not too fucking hard to be dependable, is it? Seriously, I manage to make all of my appointments, or at least let someone know AHEAD OF TIME when I'm not going to make it. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! It's no wonder people can't keep jobs, they can be depended on to tie their own fucking shoes!!!

In other notes, I'm at home, finally. Working a shitload at Subway, which would wear me out, but I find that I like it. Although dealing with the assholes and idiots that exist in the world, the ones that want their sandwich "just like the picture" or were raised in a barn, and don't understand the concepts of "sandwich artists" not being personal slaves irritate the fuck out of me. So much that when I come home I'm usually in a bad mood anyway, and if I have to deal with irresponsibility, even more so. Now, I'm going to hit something or run or throw something...trying to mellow some.

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Sunday, February 2, 2003
01:00 a.m.
Well, truthfully, I don't have a lot to say. I've been busy with Subway and Subway, and well...Subway. It's been hard this semester to get around and see everyone, but I'm trying. I'm really missing my friends. It's hard being a working woman and feeling somewhat overattached on top of that. God the days of being promiscuous and vulgar! I guess I don't miss them really. It seems though it's been forever since I took a good look in the mirror. I did the other day, and went "JESUS CHRIST!" I've completely let myself go. I had to dye my hair because my roots were uber shitty, and I realized too just how much weight I've gained lately. It doesn't look BAAAD, but I've never been this out of shape in my life! Well, that's all for now! PEAS OUT!!

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Um...lame?
Wednesday, December 4, 2002
09:39 a.m.
So I'm up this morning getting ready for accounting, and had some time to kill. It's been a really long week and a half. It's been shitty to drive back and forth to Sparta everyday, let me tell you! I took the weekend off, sort of, to be with Kurt. We had a party Friday night for Brent's 21st, and Christian and Tim got him beer, porn and cigarettes. They actually met a JUGS model when they went to pick it up though, which rocked for them. Kurt got in late...so I had time to get pretty trashed. Anytime someone thought I was sobering up, there was another shot of vodka, firewater or Jack in my face. Jer presented Kurt to me as a suprise...best one I've ever gotten! Saturday I woke up not feeling well, so Kurt took care of me until I just needed to sleep. Then he and Brett went to Walmart and Goodwill. Saturday was long and stupid, and Kurt and I went to bed early. We slept pretty late on Sunday too. Went to my grandmother's Sunday evening so I could stay with her. She and Kurt and I had dinner, and my grandmother talked his ear off. I think she had been lonely. So my weekend was pretty cool. Monday I woke up late, and missed classes, so I decided I was going to do one thing well that day, and missed all my classes. TUESDAY!!!! I finally moved back up here! Only to leave today, but nevermind that. It was good to sleep in my own bed. So I'm ready for Thanksgiving, mostly to see how my dad and I get along. I've got to come up with money for rent for December. I can't go back to Knoxville for all of that time. Anyway, I'm out for now...must dry hair.

~Scratches swollen hungover head~
Um.....
~Glances outside, then checks calendar~
Well I am not sure, because I'm definitely a bit on the wobbly side this fine morn...but. Um...yeeeeah, it's May, right? May 18th according to the handy Dland "date and time" fields up top there.

~Glances out window again~
It's SNOWING. SNOWING! SNOW- ING.
The fuck?
I scripted the following letter to Mother Nature back in December (when it was 75 degrees every day). I think the letter was handled by the same crackhead postman who managed to lose my birthday package, because it clearly arrived six months too late:

**An Open Letter To Mother Nature, Who Has Most Certainly Gone Completely Insane**

Dear Motherfu-(oh sorry, reflex there) Nature,
I have never written you before, mainly because you are more of an intangible than, say, Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy or other such fantasies.

I mean, it's easy to imagine some foxy broad with a creepy tooth-necklace and floss for hair coming in and out of your room looking to exchange cold, hard cash for rotten filthy bloody teeth. But to think that there's some other chick somewhere who is like, the Mother of Weather...I don't know. Yet here I sit, writing to you with a specific request.

MAKE WINTER COME DAMNIT!
And by this I do not mean that you should go to Father Winter and give him a hand-job or something, although that probably wouldn't hurt. I mean you need to find a way to wake his ass up, smack him in the face, get him off whatever he's smoking and make him make it motherfucking cold in Cookeville.

So I managed to have the best weekend I've had in a long time. Friday I went to see Rocky Horror Picture show in Crossville with Nicci and Joe. It was really interesting. I had a hard time enjoying it because I felt like I needed to understand it first. And so I couldn't relax and enjoy the interactive experience. I think I would like it if I saw it again.
And then we came home and wanted to go to Waho, but Jer was asleep and we couldn't go without him. But Kurt had just gotten there. So frankly I just wanted to stay with him. And so I did. We sat up and talked for a while. I didn't realize how much I missed him until he was here holding me. We went to bed about 6:30, then Kurt took Johnny to take his GRE at 7:15ish, and then we actually went to sleep around 8 or 9. Slept til about 2 on Saturday. It was wonderful to wake up next to him.
I went to the dorms and took a shower and just had some alone time, then went back and he and Johnny were about to go to Autozone after dismantling the starter on Johnny's Chrysler. So I went to Autozone, (yes, I am a female, and YES, I went to Autozone!) and came home. We went to bed around 1:30 that night, because we were both simply exhausted.
Sunday I went to the dorms and showered, then went to lunch with Brent at Steak 'n' Shake. (Btw, thanks for the food!) We went back over to 16th, and I made Kurt and Johnny dinner.
I spent the rest of the evening with Kurt, Johnny and Joni. MK and Christian came over later. Kurt and I were in his room when MK and Chris got there though. Chris knocked on the door and said "HEY RABBITS!" Lol. Later commented on my radiance. What can I say? He makes me glow.
Anyway, I'm headed to the gym for the first time in ages. I don't know if I can work out or not. I'M SO SORE today!

Halfway around the world That won't stop me from loving you Halfway around the world I still be feeling the way I do And now I wanna hold you, baby Cuz I'm gonna miss you like crazy Even if I'm halfway round the world